Instant Karma Strikes DOGE Critics: Bloodied and Arrested

A liberal reporter was hit by instant Karma seconds after going on a wild rant against Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).
DOGE, the department tasked with cutting government waste, has been making waves and angering those on the left. The department has drawn fierce criticism from democrats politicians and the liberal media mainstream media. One of the fiercest critics of the department is The Daily Show host Jon Stewart.
Stewart suffered instant karma on an episode of his show while ranting about Doge.
“How about we just take $3 billion in subsidies we give to oil and gas companies that already turned billions in profits? How long did that take? Oh, wait. How about we just close down the carried interest loophole on hedge funds? That’s $1.3 billion a year,” Stewart screamed hysterically. “Oh, how about we stop the $2 trillion we’ve given to defense contractors to build a fighter jet that blows when everybody knows the next war is going to be fought with drones and blockchain, whatever that is.I can’t believe it. I just saved us billions of dollars in 11 seconds! Just call me Big Balls!”
Stewart angrily pounded the table in front of him as he continued to criticize DOGE and the pharmaceutical companies. As he slammed the table, the comedian’s fist hit a mug cup and shattered, leaving blood pouring out of his hand. The shattered mug cut through several fingers from his fingers.
“I’ll be going to the hospital,” the bleeding Stewart said in a low and sheepish tone.
Stewart was not the only DOGE-hating liberal to suffer instant karma as reports showed police arrested another man in Indiana for making violent threats against Musk on social media.
Indiana State Police arrested David Cherry on Tuesday after receiving an alert from Texas law enforcement about his online threats. Cherry had posted multiple threatening messages directed at Elon Musk, who heads DOGE. One message read, “We’re gunning you down, next Muskrat,” while another stated, “You’re robbing the American people. We will gut you and parade your corpse through the streets.” A third post even threatened to plant a bomb at Musk’s home.
Authorities tracked Cherry’s cellphone and located him working at a Batteries Plus store in Clarksville, Indiana. He was taken into custody at the scene. When questioned by police, Cherry admitted to making the posts, claiming he was just trying to be “edgy” and gain attention.